{"id":391,"date":"2017-11-17T23:11:58","date_gmt":"2017-11-17T23:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/?p=391"},"modified":"2017-11-28T20:09:10","modified_gmt":"2017-11-28T20:09:10","slug":"help-how-do-i-cook-this-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/help-how-do-i-cook-this-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"HELP! How Do I Cook This Turkey?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-392\" src=\"https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Lets-Talk-Turkey.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"970\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Lets-Talk-Turkey.jpg 600w, https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Lets-Talk-Turkey-186x300.jpg 186w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Help! How do I cook this turkey? Which turkey should I get? Well, we weren&#8217;t sure either, so here&#8217;s a handy dandy guide to help you out this Thanksgiving. Also available as a tea towel (<a href=\"https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/lets-talk-turkey-kitchen-towel\/\">Let&#8217;s Talk Turkey Kitchen Towel<\/a>), so you will never have to crack open that dusty cookbook or Google it again!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn3.bigcommerce.com\/s-5grzuu6\/images\/stencil\/1280x1280\/products\/2403\/18661\/Lets-Talk-Turkey-Kitchen-Towel-__57393.1507826274.jpg?c=2\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For something fun to do while you wait for your bird to cook &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/free-thanksgiving-printable-im-thankful-cards\/\">click here to download our free printable &#8220;I Am Thankful For&#8221; cards<\/a> &#8211; have everyone fill one out and then read them aloud! Good luck with the cooking and have an awesome T-Day!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-386 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/joyandchaosshop.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/ThanksgivingPrintableCardsPen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"539\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help! How do I cook this turkey? Which turkey should I get? Well, we weren&#8217;t sure either, so here&#8217;s a handy dandy guide to help you out this Thanksgiving. Also available as a tea towel (Let&#8217;s Talk Turkey Kitchen Towel), so you will never have to crack open that dusty cookbook or Google it again! &nbsp; For something fun to do while you wait for your bird to cook &#8211; click here to download our free printable &#8220;I Am Thankful For&#8221; cards &#8211; have everyone fill one out and then read them aloud! Good luck with the cooking and have an awesome T-Day! &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,26],"tags":[12,57],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recipes","category-thanksgiving","tag-recipes","tag-thanksgiving"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>HELP! 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